(Acid Creek Visions is an instant-replay-three-years-later response to the novel Deliverance written by the “renown” Southern poet, James Dickey — M. R.)
for Herb I The Fried Baby Watermelon Donut Hillbilly Brain Vision the chartered greyhound slows to a stop man and wife? approach the tourist stand that was designed by Snuffy Smith a million years ago when his mother had an abortion then stuffed her substance in a mail box that arrived at James Dickey’s plantation yesterday and Master James had a real mountain breakfast; Fried Baby Hillbilly Brains/ the following conversation was almost recorded in heaven The Conversation Tourist: “Do you have any Watermelon Donuts son??” Madam: “Yes Sir. What flavor would you like?” Tourist: “Chocolate please, a dozen, and hurry, our bus is leaving.” Madam: “Here you go Sir. Will there be anything else?” Tourist: “No son. Keep the change.” Tourist to his wife? as they’re boarding the bus: “You know honey, these mountain people make great Watermelon Donuts but they sure do have strange ways. Must be their heritage. Inbreeding you know.” II The Shotgun Vision the shotgun has the feel of a thousand dead peoples’ hands two thousand dead people if you fire both barrels at once but you can drink from two chalices at the same time? YES says the madman if you blow yourself in half III The Deliverance Vision if you like to see into a madmans mind just pretend that you’re James Dickey raping a hillbilly and suddenly Al Capp walks up with a microphone in hand and demands an explanation: “Well Mr. Dickey how’s you second Deliverance coming:”
