If you have never heard of a smack boat, you are not alone. I had never heard of a smack boat until the day I began working on one for seventeen dollars an hour. I was hired as a part-time deckhand based primarily on my punctual reply to a Craigslist ad. I was thirty-six years old. My wife and I lived in a small house by a big ocean. I am no longer thirty-six, and I am no longer a deckhand on a smack boat, but I do remember the ins and outs.

 

The smack boat is a large, smelly vessel that sleeps in a nook of the fish pier in Portland, Maine. Those familiar with the boat call it simply “the Smack.” The Smack is not a lobster boat, but it is busiest during lobster season, when each morning it must journey into Casco Bay.