In 1933 a giant gorilla named Kong was kidnapped from Skull Island, an uncharted spot of land in the Indian Ocean, and taken to New York City, where he was chained and didn’t understand anything and soon enough escaped, taking the only thing he remotely connected with in this strange new world: beauty in the form of Ann Darrow, our period-correct blond bombshell. He proceeded to scale the tallest building in the world and swatted at airplanes, which fired upon him, before he succumbed to his wounds and slipped to his doom below.