Kicking The Habit
Factories enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of their chemical dependence.
Nuclear plants enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of their substance abuse.
Cars enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of being gasoline junkies.
Nicotine junkies enter drug treatment programs
       to be talked out of suicide cancer.
Miners enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of being strip-mine addicts.
Loggers enter hug-tree programs.
       to be cured of being clearcut addicts.
Slaughterhouses enter drug treatment programs
       to be cold-turkeyed of their slaughter addiction.
Wall Street enters drug treatment programs
       to be detoxed from stock-market habit.
Megalopolises enter drug treatment programs
       to kick their skyscraper habit.
Monopoly moguls enter thug treatment pogroms
       to be cured of being hooked on profit.
Drug czars enter herbal-treat programs
       to be cured of marijuanaphobia.
Fundamentalists enter de-bigotry programs
       to be cured of homophobia.
Supertankers enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of their oil-spill habit.
Smokestacks enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of their acid-rain habit.
Toxic wastes enter drug treatment programs
       to be lured from their buried-under-playground habit.
Guns enter drug treatment programs
       to be exorcised of their homicide habit.
Boys and men undergo fellatio therapy
       to cure them of overpopulation habit.
Women and girls undergo cunnilingus therapy
       to cure them of overpregnancy habit.
Arms merchants enter drug treatment programs
       to be cured of their mass-murder habit.