“i actively support pollution, as my record shows. I fervently have
time and time again, endorsed legislation that would permanently
disrupt the ecological cycles by making it illegal to be a moth!”

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“i have tirelessly worked for the day when we will have a law
that would extend the age at which an embryo could be aborted
to twenty-one years old. i have been a lone voice in advocating
a policy of mandatorily running over masses of integrated children
with school buses.”

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“and so, my friends, in conclusion, i can only say to you two
things. firstly, do you all know by now that my opponent is
jewish? and secondly, should you fail to vote for me, imagine
the dire consequences: i will commit suicide if i lose, and then
my blood will be directly on your hands.     thank you.                                                                                                                                                                              thank you                                                                                                                                                                              thank you                                                                                                                                                                              thank you                                                                                                                                                                              thank you                                                                                                                                                                              thank you                                                                                                                                                                              thank you.”

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