On the phone, at a gas station, in our dreams
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Elaine Tosetti is the pseudonym of a writer and high-school English teacher. Her CrossFit nemesis calls her “The Intrepid Warrior Legend,” which far exceeds her actual abilities.
To say that the Trump years have taken their toll on our already strained relationship would fall woefully short. It’s like a natural disaster has hit, and I have to keep updating my homeowner’s-insurance claim every time I find more damage.